Friday, November 6, 2009

Halloween Lessons

Halloween came and went this year with no real celebrations at the Schmidt-Behuniak residence. We were invited to a costume party at a friend of a friends’ place but turned the invitation down – it was raining like crazy. Plus, we’re trying to save as much money as possible before the end of the semester. We want a vacation – hopefully a nice long one to somewhere warm and tropical.

We’ve been pretty good at saving – as it helps when you send most of your paycheck overseas. It’s kind of like when I put Kitty on a diet. She has no opposable thumbs - or any fingers for that matter – to make herself food, so she has no choice but to lose weight.

I do miss celebrating Halloween though. Before this current drought, I had been in costume for the last 25 years or so – and not only on Halloween. I’m sure I skipped a few years in high school because my only memory is when I dressed up as Betty Rubble. My girlfriends were Wilma and Pebbles. Surprisingly, none of our boyfriends at the time were into dressing up as Fred, Barney, or Bam Bam. My mom sewed me a cute costume and I dyed my hair black. The only problem that year was that I used semi-permanent dye so my hair slowly morphed from black to violet, to a yucky gray, and finally back to blonde. I never made that mistake again.

And actually, that’s what most of my costumes end up being – lessons on “what to never do again”. For example, I now know its best not to improvise with other people’s extras at the last minute. Quite a few years ago I decided not to freeze my buns off for Halloween. A friend was having a party and I knew I’d end up standing around a bonfire most of the evening. I shredded white sheets into strips and wound them around my long johns (both top and bottom) and pinned them discretely. I finished off my look by putting my hair up in a ponytail and using a long piece of the shredded sheet as a bow. After adding a little fifties style make-up, I was ready to go. I was going to be a cute, fifties inspired mummy. I was feeling very warm and very proud of my costume.

Since my place was centrally located, it was usually the meeting spot where my group of friends gathered before parties or bar outings. My friend Jonas had come over and was dressed as a vampire. Did I want some of his leftover fake blood, he asked. Of course I did. I have a problem with saying enuffs enough – which my fat tire attests to as well. So, blood was squirted onto my cute mummy costume and I suddenly morphed from being a cute fifties inspired mummy to a dirty tampon – complete with the string (aka my ponytail).

I was horrified but my friends quickly told me it was no big deal. They were probably just ready to leave and knew I’d take another hour replacing the dirtied strips. No one else will think that, they said. But ho! They were wrong. For weeks after the party I had people come up to me and say, “Hey, aren’t you the one who dressed up as a dirty tampon for Halloween?” I’ve never been good at lying so it didn’t occur to me to deny it. I’m sure that there are people out there that remember me that way. (Cringe!) The other lesson I learned is that your friends lie to you when it’s in their best interest. :)


Jason and I both have Thursdays off this semester, so we try to get out and do something different each week.

On this particular Thursday we walked around Pyeongcheon Park and looked at the strange sculptures they have there.


It's empty inside...in case you're curious.

The leaves are starting to turn here - this is a gingko tree.

We met up with Nathan, Kat, Fritz, and some other random people for the Seoul International Jazz Festival a few weeks ago.
It was cool jazz...of which I'm not a fan. We entertained
ourselves by throwing popcorn at Jason instead.

After the festival we decided to grab some galbi for dinner. (Kat demonstrating the proper way to wear an orange apron and cut meat with scissors.)

Coca-Cola

(This is for Theresa) Look! It's here too.

And here I always thought it stood for International Grocers of America.

We went on a work outing this weekend to...you guessed it...ChangGyeongGung Palace.
There's an interesting (and morbid) story about one of the princes who lived in the palace in the 18th century...give it a read if you're interested. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Sado

It was nice having an English tour guide, even though she pointed to an open field and said, "That's where they kept the Jew." Koreans say Jew instead of Zoo. After a shocked moment of confusion we all cracked up.

That's right! No fires allowed.

Marnie & Jake

It's best to wear slip on shoes most everywhere in Korea - and good socks!

Jason & I

Thomas & Eunha

Luckily I sit near Heather in our office. She is one of the funniest people I've ever met.

Seoul Tower in the background.

Tamara and Isabella faint from exhaustion. I don't remember the inspiration for this picture...imagine what you will.

Eunha is an artist. She does watercolor paintings, and has quite a few shows a year in Seoul. She made a five minute sketch of me while waiting for our lunch to arrive.

What do you think?

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Cat Fights

This cracks me up. It's kind of gross but if you own cats you know it comes with the territory.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Our Acting Debut

Stephanie isn't the only actor in the family anymore. She has competition. Jason and I (and our co-worker Nate) will be starring in a government sponsored ad for the Jolla provinces in Korea. What were our qualifications you ask...being non-Korean. Yup - that's all I seem to need these days. ;)

On an early Friday morning we were whisked off to the Chungju Dam to create a commercial. The purpose of said commercial is to bring business to the sparsley populated provinces of Jeollabuk-do and Jeollnam-do. The scenario was that Nate and I were business people - I think. Jason was a construction worker. When we asked the producer why he didn't get people from the area to do the commercial he asked, "Do you know any foreigners in Jolla?" Well neither did he. I guess that makes us lucky. We were paid hansomely for a half an hour of standing in the sun and saying a few words.

We weren't the only actors on hand that day. A little girl and boy about 10 years old were also there. I had to walk with Nate toward the kids who were standing on the edge of the lake throwing rocks. My monologue consisted of "Hey girl" as I walked toward the children. When the girl turned toward me, I handed her a bouquet of flowers. Then I gave her a present. After a few dozen takes I guess I got it right...'cause Jason was up next.

He worked alone...with only a backhoe as a prop. He had to step out of the backhoe, give a thumbs up sign, and say "Wonderful." It was pretty serious work and we gave it all we had.

After lunch with the "crew", our friends Thomas and Uhna picked us up and we headed to the southern islands for a weekend trip. We didn't do any swimming as the waters were teaming with jelly fish but it was still a great time.



The directors doing what directors do...standing around and smoking. I think...

The camera men in their official hats.

It looks glamous, doesn't it?

I have no idea why I give the girl flowers or a present. It must be metaphorical.

Working hard...

Jason gave an Academy Award winning performance - just look at the enthusiasm of his thumb.

We stayed near the harbor the first night of our weekend trip.

The next morning we watched the fisherman load their catch into cargo crates. If you look closely you can see the steam rising from the fish - apparently due to them being frozen in the hold of the ship to stay fresh throughout the entire fishing trip.

(smirk)

I'm always thankful when things are translated into English - even though they usually turn out like this.

No chairs on the ferry either...

I saw at least two different types of jellyfish on our trip. These were the most spectacular. I'd estimate they were 2.5 feet long and at least a foot wide.

Pulling into Yokjido Harbor.

Thomas and Uhna against a beautiful backdrop.

We drove around the island looking at the beautiful views while searching for a pension.

Different view of the harbor.

The view from our pension.

The road along the shore was lined with raw fish stalls. I do like sushi but after a bad experience with the Korean version we decided to forgo this treat.

Sesame and chilis drying in the sun.

We barely made it on the last ferry pulling out of town on Sunday afternoon. Thomas' truck is the silver and blue one up against the gate. I wouldn't have minded another day there...

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

TV Land

TV. I didn’t watch it much while I was in the states but it’s been quite the lifesaver over here. We have cable and although most of the channels are unintelligible to us there is a good selection of English ones. We get the Discovery channel (I’m a huge Bear Gryllis fan) but you do have to watch other things once in a while.

Last year Jason and I OD’d on America’s Next Top Model. Yes, it’s crazy the things you’ll watch when you need to hear English spoken. Jason does a great Tyra Banks impression. “I only have two photos in my hand….”. I’ve also shed many a tear while watching The Biggest Loser - which probably means I'm the biggest loser. But the majority of shows here are criminal type shows. I’ve now seen CSI, Law & Order, NCIS, Missing Persons, Medium, ect. A strange genre when you consider the low crime rate here.

Yes, we’re terrible. I’m thinking of this while spending an afternoon doing just that. Watching crap TV. The weather patterns that spawned the typoon that hit Taiwan with devastating effects has shown up in Seoul. Luckily we won’t be getting anything other than a few days of heavy rain. However since we’re not working for a few more weeks we’ve decided to hunker down for the duration and veg out. I watched Goonies this morning which I must say is still a good movie.

We spent the majority of our vacation in the states and it was fantastic. We visited family and friends in NY and WY. We did hit CO for a few days and stole a few hours in the Minneapolis airport with Jeff and Lara. I’m sad that we didn’t see all of our wonderful friends and family. Sara and Cara - I wish you could have made it. Minneapolis crew – we’ll be there next summer. And Mary…I’m sure Maine is beautiful but really...didn’t you miss me? ;)

It’d be hard to chronicle all the great times we had in the states this summer. Instead I’ll post some pictures. Hope you’re having a good one!



The Vanderbilt Masion...or as my Kiwi co-worker said, "the best cricket field ever."


There are quite a few gardens around the Vanderbilt grounds that we wandered around.



A beautiful path through the Vanderbilt woods.



For Jason's birthday this year we went to a bookstore. We're at that age when things get really exciting. :) Actually, I loved it!

It's the best bookstore I've ever been to.

I think this is the only picture I have of Jason's mom from the whole trip. :(



Jason's dad was the one who turned us onto the bookstore a few years ago. Thank you!



It's really expensive to buy English books in Korea so I stocked up. I bought thirty books and lugged them in my carry-on. As an aside...if you're looking for a good book check out Empire Falls.



Millie Beans is so damn cute!!



I think I took the most pictures of her by far.



My cousin Stephanie and her little boy Gavin.



Jaime and Jessica hanging out on my Dad's Birthday.

Violet drunk on my Dad's birthday cake.



Yes, it's baby season again. Kim and her little boy Myles.



Ava and Violet enjoying the slip and slide.



I love them!



Ava at the Frog Pond.



Abby showing them how it's done.



Water Babies



Jason and I went to Clark's Fork Canyon which is only a short drive from Cody.



While we were visiting there was a Grizzly attack in the area. I'm glad we didn't run into one that day.




Hot but not humid - thankfully.



Ben is a little jock. He loves sports especially baseball. He's really good at it too. Just look at his concentration.



Chad taking a rest.



Ben getting some coaching advice from Dad.



We went to Hugh Smith Park one afternoon for a BBQ. The kids had a lot of fun playing around.



Dad manning the grill.



Jason and I took a trip down to Colorado to visit our land. This is the fabulous tent we borrowed from my cousin Matt. Thanks again!



Our land



Our wash



Jason restaking our property boundries with the appropriate color.



Dorky shot of us on our land before we left for Wyoming.




I've driven by Hell's Half Acre all my life on the road from Denver to Cody but have never stopped. My curiosity finally got the best of me and we pulled over.




Aparently Hell's Half Acre is where they filmed Starship Troopers (a sci-fi movie from a few years ago).




Jason and I and the Wyoming crew took a camping trip up North Fork. This was my first camping trip in an RV since I was little.



Jason and Violet enjoying the sunshine and some ice cream.



Squirt guns were very popular with the kids until they got clogged with sand.



Ladies lounging


My sisters and I sporting our hoodies.



One of my favorite places in the world is the Beartooths. Jason and I took a drive through there on one of our last days in Wyoming.



Me modeling my new cool fleece that my mom gave me.



We were stopped by this lake while we waited for the pilot car to pass through some road contruction. I didn't mind at all.



The bear's tooth

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

End of Semester

We've been keeping really busy here in Gunpo. The semester has flown by and we're now on summer vacation. We're going to visit the States again in a week. We've decided to flip our schedule - go home in the summer and travel around Asia in the winter. I love spending the holidays with family...but being couped up inside for a vacation isn't ideal. I'm really looking forward to hanging out by the pool in New York this summer and camping a ton while we're in Wyoming.

Since I've been a bit lax lately, I thought I'd post a photo summary of a few things we've done in the last few months in Korea. I figured it would be best to catch you all up before we see you again. :0)

Jason, Jake, Marnie, Fritz, and I went to the Lantern Festival in Insadong in May.

Lotus Lantern.

Ladies getting ready for the parade.

More parade folks.

Knick Knack shop.

Jake and Jason seem to share a love of wandering down random alleys.

The lanterns weren't typical laterns as you can see.

Most of them were around 15 - 20 feet tall.


And some of them breathed fire....as Bear Gryllis would say, "It was just awesome!"

Kellee, Dale, and their daughter Abbey came up to Seoul for a visit. We went to the DMZ and the War Memorial Museum. It was so cool! I learned so much about the Korean War. I think I'll start going to the non-arty museums from now on.

The DMZ is the most heavily fortified border in the world. We went there around the time that the North was shooting off rockets. Maybe that was why I found it so fascinating.

People come to the DMZ and leave memorials. It's possible they're for the families that were seperated during the war, or maybe just in solidarity for other human beings.

It rained the whole day so we didn't get very many pictures. Jason didn't want his fancy camera to get wet.



Isn't he cute?

Yes, there are train tracks that run to Pyeongyang. People aren't allowed to travel by train to North Korea though...it's just for grain and other relief supplies that the South sends to them via the Sunshine Policy agreement.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Wedding Medley

I've been to quite a few weddings so far in my life and all of them have been different. I've been to a swanky Manhattan wedding on a rooftop overlooking Central Park, an outdoor wedding in the Colorado mountains, a few small town traditional weddings, a garden wedding in Phoenix, and a Mormon wedding (which had the most boring reception I've ever been to). Over the weekend I went to another wedding that was once again different from all the others.

My co-worker Nathan and his fiancée tied the knot. I had seen pictures of a Korean wedding that (other) Nathan had gone to a few years ago. http://bigbadboonis.blogspot.com/2006_11_01_archive.html. So, I was kind of expecting the same thing...but I should know by now not to expect anything in Korea.

Nathan and Sung Hee didn't have a traditional Korean wedding. Instead they had a combo wedding - modern Korea, Vegas karaoke, and traditional Maori. It was interesting to say the least.

Modern Korean weddings take place in wedding halls; however wedding megaplexes would be a more apt name. The wedding halls have several floors of pre-decorated chapel rooms and a huge buffet style restaurant. It was the first (and probably only) wedding that I've attended that had the wedding procession accompanied by smoke machines that ran down the center aisle. The ceremonies are booked for a half hour each and you have to be prompt since the next wedding party is gathered outside the chapel waiting for their turn.

During their ceremony, Nathan sang a romantic Elvis song to his new bride. When I say this, you probably assume that Nathan is an accomplished singer. He is not. I wasn't sure if it was okay to chuckle as I watched him but there was no other reaction that seemed appropriate.

Nathan's mother, a nice lady from New Zealand, wore a hanbok as did the bride’s family. The wedding couple wore traditional western wedding clothes for the ceremony. Sung Hee looked beautiful in her white wedding dress, tiara, and glitter. The happy couple changed into hanboks for the reception.

The reception at the buffet restaurant was also interesting. There were several wedding parties there and it wasn't geared toward any specific couple. There was however a few choice wedding photo ops. There was a generic unity candle-type thing, a rubber cake that the couples pretended to cut, and a champagne tower that the couples stood next to while the wedding hall host made some generic toasts.

After the buffet, we went to a great little bar in Ansan where Nathan changed out of his traditional Korean clothes. His third wedding ensemble was a super tight white Elvis costume and an exaggerated Elvis wig. He joined the band for a humorous rendition of Heartbreak Hotel and the crowd went wild.

Toward the end of the evening, a few of his friends from home convinced him to join them for a traditional Maori dance. Only one of the guys was part Maori, but it was surprisingly well done.

All in all, I'd give the wedding a 10 on originality. As Jason was saying the other day...Korea should change its tourism slogan from Korea Sparkling to Korea: It's never boring.




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I've included pictures from a trip Jason and I took to Chiaksan National Park a few months ago.

We went early in the season so all of the pensions and minbaks close to the park were closed. Jason approached the family that owned this one and they agreed to open up a room for us.


This was an old school minbak so it was nothing more than a small room with some blankets to sleep on. Since the owners weren't expecting guests they didn't have the restroom in working order. I asked the lady who owned the place where the bathroom was...and she gave me a small chamber pot.


Since the place didn't have a bathroom (or shower or sink or ....) this is the only angle I allowed Jason to shoot of me all day.

Last year we were in the Philippines for Buddah's birthday so we missed all of the celebrations.

Lanterns are put up on every street/path in Korea that leads to a Buddhist temple.

The temple was in the National Park - as many of them are.

Coolest bridge ever!

This waterfall has been turned into a wishing well. The bottom of the pool is covered with coins.

The trail was really steep and a bit freaky in some places. In this picture, you can see that the trail is only a couple feet wide. What you can't see is that there are 50+ feet drops on either side and gaps in the rock trail.


It was really windy that day and in order to not do what the sign says, we decided to turn around and try again another day.

View from the trail.

Jason contemplating the best way down.

It was easier to appreciate the view on the way down knowing we'd soon be on level ground.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Greener Grass

My older sister Jaime thinks my life is more exciting than hers. I beg to differ. She's a school teacher in Cody. She deals with a new bunch of 3rd graders every year. She also has three kids, an adorable but pain in the butt husband, three dogs and a cat. I stayed with her while I was in Wyoming over the winter holidays this year and her life is anything but boring. I don't think I could last a week in her position. She is living at 150 mph.

My life in comparison is pretty boring. I work, I watch TV with my husband on the week nights, and we go sightseeing on the weekends. Sure, we're in Asia. But really, if we were in North Dakota we'd be doing the same things. Looking for places to hike, good restaurants to eat at, and friends to pass the time with.

I like my life, don't get me wrong. It suits me. But it's not The Amazing Race. I'm not skydiving or bungee jumping, thank God. The coolest thing in my life lately is my work. I'm getting to know my students and that has been so much fun. But really, living here isn't exciting in the traditional sense of the word. It's just different and challenging.

Take today as an example. I paid my electric bill. Woo hoo! Will the fun never end? But I have to admit, it made me smile and it was more fun than licking a stamp and going to a mailbox.

I had a bill to pay (written completely in Korean characters). Here's an example of some Korean writing, 한글은 표음문자 중 음소문자이다. (I have no idea what that says by the way.) So, I had to go looking for a bank. In Korea you don't mail your bills into the company. You have to find a specific bank that for some reason or another takes the money for these bills. I went into one bank and they helpfully pointed in the direction I needed to walk to find the appropriate one. I walked in that direction for awhile and asked a security guard at an apartment complex where I needed to go by holding out my bill and smiling. He was kind enough to walk me about two blocks to where the bank was. I then walked in...waited for my number to be called (similar to the DMV)...and walked up to the teller. Since my Korean is terrible, I simply held out the bill to the guy, smiled, and mumbled some intelligible (Konglish) words. Yes, I'm kind of like the idiot cousin here. I don't make sense to anyone...I just smile and hope for the best.

It worked out fine. Like most things do here. But seriously, is that exciting? Paying your electric bill...I don't think so. I just find the challenge of doing things to be fun. I guess that's why I like being here. It suits me.

When I talked to my sister this morning, she asked what I'd been up to lately. I said I'd had my feet nibbled on by fish. Which is true. They're crazy about Dr. Fish in Korea (fish that nibble on your feet and clean off the dead skin cells). But her husband is a fisherman. I'm sure she could have him put some fish in the bathtub and have them nibble at her feet if necessary. It'd be much more cost effective.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that the grass is always greener or more Asian. My life right now suits me more than the cubicle did. That's just what works for me. I wish I had my sister's life sometimes. The comfort of family all around you, kids loving you, and animals that need to be fed. Kitty of course eats as much as three dogs but she doesn't like to go on walks.

I've decided to post some pics of a day trip Fritz and I took to Hwaseong Fortress Wall. It was a beautiful spring day. But really, this was the equivalent of an old homestead where Theodore Roosevelt stayed while he toured around North Dakota. It's old and well preserved, but cool...because it's in Asia.


The Hwaseong Fortress Wall is in Suwon - a short subway ride from our place in Gunpo.


The wall was built in built in the late 1700's by King Jeongjo to honour and house the remains of his father, who had been murdered by being locked alive inside a rice chest by his own father having failed to obey his command to commit suicide.


One of the observation towers along the wall.


Fritz.

I don't know if it's because of my sister talking about Twilight all the time...but these look like vampires to me.


The city of Suwon has grown outside the city walls. If you look closely you can see the wall as it winds through the scenic town.


The Magnolias are in bloom once again. Springtime in Korea is beautiful. A new flower blooms every few weeks.

There are a lot of structures along the wall. This is a view of one of the pavillions. There are also sentry posts, chimneys, gates, and turrets along the way.

The wall is a little under 6 km in length. If you're not up for the physical challenge of it you can take the traditional dragon mobile to different points of interest. Unfortunately, we missed out on this experience as it left before we could buy tickets. Next time!